Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Readers hate


Interruption

When someone is reading, LEAVE THEM ALONE!
Seriously, holding a book means Do Not Disturb.

Spoilers

For all people who love to spoil books or movies or anything, we want to ask you a question: WHY! Why take the surprise away! Why do you have to ruin a whole book (or worse, a series) for us, readers?

Food

Eating while reading is almost impossible. You can’t hold a book, hold the page so it won’t turn, hold a plate and eat. So unless you have three hands, you have to make the decision betweed starvation or reading.

Cats

Is it just my cat that likes to stick around me jumping on my face and biting my book while I’m reading? Cats have this bizar way of thinking that drives them to do literally EVERYTHING but let you read in peace.

Finding a comfortable reading position

*lie on my back*
*leane on my side*
*roll on my stomach*
*sit upside down*
*shoot! The book fell from my hand*

Not having enough books

You know how most girls always complain that they do not have enough clothes? Same problem with us readers. We Never. Have. Enough. Books.

Lending a book

Most of the times, when you lend a book to somebody, it either:
1. Never rever returns to you.
2. Returns to you in awful shape.
So people, if you borrowed a book, please take care of it. Seriously, do you kill bugs with it? What else could possibly damage a book?

Having to stop reading because of school or work

Can’t everything else hold on for a second? We’re reading!
Sarah Laajimi

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